EVERYTHING IS GREAT ALL THE TIME

I SLURRED ONE LITTLE WORD BUT NOBODY KNEW I KNOW ‘I’M SECRET AIRPORT DRUNK AND...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:10 -0700

I SLURRED ONE LITTLE WORD
BUT NOBODY KNEW
I KNOW ‘I’M SECRET AIRPORT DRUNK AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO’

IN WARM SAN DIEGO START MY RHYME ON THE AIRPLANE IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME CHILLIN OUT MAXIN...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:46:08 -0700

IN WARM SAN DIEGO START MY RHYME
ON THE AIRPLANE IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME
CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL COOL
DRINKIN SMALL BOTTLES SITTIN NEXT TO A TOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF BEERS WHO WERE QUITE A TREAT
DID GET ME BUZZED AT TEN THOUSAND FEET

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT WHEN I GOT DRUNK WITHOUT MY FRIENDS AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:21:48 -0700

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT WHEN
I GOT DRUNK WITHOUT MY FRIENDS
AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE
JUST STOP RIGHT SHORT
I’LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE DRUNK OF A PLACE CALLED AIRPORT

My screenplay motto is conveniently also my future tattoo.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:50:00 -0700

My screenplay motto is conveniently also my future tattoo.

I’M DRUMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:36:00 -0700

I’M DRUMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS

comicsalliance: Dana Delany & Tim Daly Reprise ‘Superman’...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:25:17 -0700

comicsalliance:

Dana Delany & Tim Daly Reprise ‘Superman’ Roles For Animated ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer

By Andy Khouri

Repeating the formula from its highly bloggable Batman: The Animated Series Rises video, The Hub has enlisted the original voice cast of Superman: The Animated Series to help recreate the Man of Steel theatrical trailer almost shot for shot using clips from the classic cartoon. In the video below, Tim Daly and Dana Delany return to their fan favorite roles as Superman and Lois Lane, respectively, to perform in their own styles such lines as “How do you find someone who has spent a lifetime covering his tracks?” and “It’s not an ‘S.’ On my world, it means ‘hope.’”

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Yes, of course I hear Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, and Clancy Brown in my head when I read comics (Batman, Joker, and Lex Luthor, respectively).

But Dana Delany? She IS Lois Lane to me. Her interpretation sets the standard against which all others must be judged.

welovedarnelldockett: OH YEAHHHHH ALMOST THAT TIME!!!

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:52:30 -0700

welovedarnelldockett:

OH YEAHHHHH ALMOST THAT TIME!!!

TRUE STORY

Tue, 28 May 2013 22:06:15 -0700

TRUE STORY

He’ll be an outcast Superman is so great. He is so so so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:10:57 -0700

He’ll be an outcast

Superman is so great. He is so so so great.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:40:03 -0700

Proper ways to spell:

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:35:55 -0700

Wrong: Baseball
Right: BASEBALL
Right: baSEBALL
Right: GOD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT TEAM WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. DID I SAY YOU COULD SWING AT THAT? NO. IT'S A FUCKING 3-0 COUNT YOU LITTLE SHIT. GOD THIS TEAM SUCKS. WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL WATCHING IT. THIS WHOLE FUCKING SPORT, MAN. HEART PALPITATIONS. THAT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD CALL IT.

mightyflynn: Unattributed article describing the Braves’ first...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:42:12 -0700

mightyflynn:

Unattributed article describing the Braves’ first season in Milwaukee

Read the rest: “It Was a Wacky World When Baseball Arrived in 1953” (Milwaukee Journal, April 1, 1970)

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:13:26 -0700

18 Life Lessons from Guy Gardner: An Embarrassingly Earnest and Cliched List of Real Things I Have Learned from an Asshole B-List Comic Book Superhero OR How Guy Gardner Got Me Through 2006

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:33:40 -0700

Have fun.
Be loud.
Drink beer.
Make friends.
Love sports.
Read comics.
Love your job.
Be funny (even when it’s hard).
Celebrate your own greatness.
Hit on people — don’t let rejection get you down (you’re great!).
Haters are gonna hate.
Believe in something greater than you (like your bff or the Green Lantern Corps or the Orioles).
Sometimes you should listen to authority figures… but most of the time they can shut the fuck up.
Your real friends love you despite how loud and annoying you are.
Sometimes, you have to work together with people you don’t like. And sometimes you’ll find out that people who seem like total toolbags aren’t so bad after all.
Most people will forgive you when you’re an asshole, but some people won’t (and that’s how you learn, babe)
No matter how much of a fuck up you are; confidence, tenacity, and sincerity can help you succeed.
You’re awesome. So don’t stop fighting and don’t stop having fun.

oldtimefamilybaseball: Tonight, with his vibranium bat in hand,...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:22:49 -0700

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Tonight, with his vibranium bat in hand, David Wright continued his hot streak in the WBC with two hits and 5 RBI. He’s now driven in 9 of the USA’s 24 runs in the tournament.

And while the stars and stripes may seem a little old fashioned, as a great man once said, people might just need a little old fashioned. Also, David Wright’s tongue.

Sadly, the Netherlands lost to Japan (though that was just to determine final seeding) and Italy lost a tight game with the Dominican Republic forcing the upstart Italian club into an elimination game with Puerto Rico tomorrow night.

(image by the grand Jay Tuohey/@TheRoar_24)

Tequila Shots at the Airport Bar

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:18:00 -0800

The Ally Lastname Story

Select Quotes from Ke$ha's Autobiography

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:14:00 -0800

“I love that when some people see the dollar sign, they don’t just think about money, they also think about debauchery, Jack Daniels, and glitter.”

“Here are a few of my favorite things that remind me of America and start with the letter ‘b’: boys, baseball, baseball players, boots, butts, blood, boobs, and, of course, beards.”

“Everything is awesome when you are rowdy and sweaty and covered in glitter and beer.”

“I wanted everyone to walk away feeling inspired, alive, and overwhelmed by the wild energy of my show. And I wanted everyone to walk away with glitter lodged in at least one orifice of their body.”

“This is my dream. This is the only thing that I have been put on this earth to do, and this is just the beginning.”

stayinbedgrowyourhair: i hope to one day love another person as much as i love montages of...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:09:13 -0800

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

i hope to one day love another person as much as i love montages of inspirational sports moments

westcoastavengers: Cyclops by Declan Shalvey

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:47:22 -0800

westcoastavengers:

Cyclops by Declan Shalvey

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:54:03 -0800